Q: What do you call a cat
who always fibs?
A: A lion.
A: Put it in the back yard!
A: A Golden Deceiver!
Yeah. He’s pure bread.
but he’s all right now.
A: An Octo-Puss!
A: An anti-hiss-tamine!
A: Pawsta!
Q: What do you call a fluffy
male cat asleep on the sofa?
A: Himalayan!
A: Because they’re always spotted!
A: A Hushpuppy!
Q: What did the 3-legged
dog say when he stepped
into the old West saloon?
A: I’m lookin’ for the man
who shot my paw.
A: A waggin’.
A: A Hoarder Collie.
Q: Why did the cowboy
adopt a dachshund?
Q: Why did the old dog
fall down the well?
A: He didn’t see that well.
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Second Chance Pet Adoptions
6003 Chapel Hill Road, Suite 133
Raleigh, NC 27607-5148
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Phone: 919-851-8404
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